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Me and Rochelle were bored in math class and made a poem about Lee. We are so proud of it. I wrote a line and then she wrote a line and so forth. i wrote the red stuff and she wrote the black stuff. Note: "Foo" means crazy in french.
Lee's Sexy Poem
Lee is a superb guy.
He really is quite fly.
I can't help myself but stare at his butox.
Even though, Crissy, it's flat as a box.
I guess, Rochelle, you do not see it as i do.
Ya but Crissy, that doesn't count cuz you're completely foo.
Thanks for trashing me, but this poems about Lee.
Well back on topic, Lee is cooler than me.
Sorry Rochelle but i cant say that for myself.
Well that's not about Lee, there you go talking about yourself.
Sorry my lady, Lee is so damn hot.
Even hotter if we cooked him in a pot.
Well now that would just be silly.
And people would call you silly billy.
OH Rochelle, you and your nonsense words.
Do you think maybe Lee looks like birds?
The End
Rochelle and I wrote yet another poem. This time it's about Pawel.
Pawel's Polish Poem
Look at Pawel's name, it's spelt weird
Well thats cuz he's polish, my dear
Yes siree and he has blonde hair
It's so nice, it just sits there
Would you say it's like a mop?
Possibly just because it flops
Well that's nice, he's also very smart
Pawel's also clean, he never farts
Well that's good, farting is stinky
Yeah, he has long fingers, especailly his pinky
And unlike you, Crissy, he's very tall
My Lovey Poem for John Ross
Dear John,
you are sweeter than my mom
you are the sexiest thing in a thong
DAMN JOHN!
you are the BOMB!
*Instrumental*
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VAGINA... By: C.T.
so many nick names, box pussy twat
When a guy sees one, hes gotta have a shot!
Brings so much misery yet so much pleasure
Pleasure beyond any measure. Poo and Paper
(found on the net)
Poetry to the soul
is like poop to the toilet
one would be lost without the other
poetry without soul
is only words on a paper
poop without a toilet
is just a stain on the carpet
ODE TO JERRY SPRINGER
(found on the net)
Oprah W. well shes all right
but do her guests get in a fight
Montel may have intresting guests
but will those ladies show their breasts
Ricky Lake might be the bomb
but can a dad turn out to be a mom
all these talk shows arent a dead ringer
nothing on air can beat Jerry Springer
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